Devil’s Grip
similar to the stranger where you sit on your hand until it goes numb, but prior to masturbation tiger balm is applied to the hand giving the sensation of another person, who also happens to be the devil, giving you a handy.
the devil pulled me into l-st. i would stare at screens, magazines, my hand…but now i’m free. i’m free of the “devil’s grip”
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