devil’s moneyshot
when a particularly large and possibly tree-sap ridden rain drop lands squar on your exposed neck and trickles slowly down your entire back.
i was walking to cl-ss today on the woods path when wham, a devil’s moneyshot got me off the big oak tree. i feel so dirty now.
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