devin

a large male who enjoys w-nking to old men in skinny jeans. he often playes rape ninja in the park.
“hey you see that devin over their?”

“yeah. omg. i heard he w-nked so fast his d-ck fell off!”
to have vigorous p-ssion; an endless s-xual appet-te
he was so devin! he went all niiight looong!
an extremly hot boy that tells cheesy jokes, a total cutie, the boy that everyone at school knows i have completly fallen for, amazing smile, very funny, totaly makes the worst the day the best, the name given to the reason i’m happy 24/7 and am always smiling/laughing but also makes me fairly shy…
the name given to perfection. the one that every guy is jealous of for obvious reason. thinks he has a great body, and he is so right. hes so amazing, that your speechless when you see or talk to him.
1: “wow she sure isn’t the same since meeting him”
2: “yeah he must be a total devin”
a person of such cl-ss and wisdom that it is unpresidented. a man so veril and powerful to all who dare to cross his path that they have no choice but to fall to their knees and worship the ground he walks on.
please have mercy on us oh great devin of such unknowable forgiveness
devin is a man that is really educated, has a good head on his shoulders, when you see a devin walking by don’t p-ss him up or look a way go talk to him cause he is really friendly and very handsome, his s-xuality will draw you to him, he is very musclelin,strong,charismatic,good looking,has your back type of dude, funny, intelligent, overall just a good man that will never let you down and always will be around for you know matter what.
devin will always tell you the truth even when it hurts.
devin is a trustful man and will always be true to you no matter what.
a man with a p-n-s that is not only 8.5 inches long but is also about 7 inches around. devin’s never finish too soon or neglect to make a girl -rg-sm.
devin and i had a really good weekend.
the name of the most handsome guy in the universe! he’s sweet, funny, attractive, and the love of my life! i plan on spending the rest of my blessed life with him, forever and ever. i absolutely love this perfect man =].
person #1: are you free tonight?
person #2: no, i’m hanging out with devin.
person #1: lucky!
he is the man, he is a god amongst men. every guy wants to be like him, and all the ladies want to be with him. everyone tries to be like him, but none can compare to his sheer awesomeness. if you look up the word perfect in the dictionary, you see his face and his phone number so all the fine ladies to see.
guy 1: man, i wish i was just like devin.

guy 2: yeah, me too.

guy 3: hey, let’s go bask in his awesomeness!

(all of them): yeah!!!

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