when you come home to find your significant others uvula wrapped around around another’s person genitals
you better watch yourself or i’ll give you devin’s demise.
someone against all religions except for judaism god a-aron you are being such a f*cking sachaweeb.
- gammon slipper
used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. based on the slang for a ladies downstsirs area darren: “i sold my datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back” tim: “urgh, what a complete gammon slipper”
helpf*ck is when you haven’t had s*x in a while so a friend practices with you by having s*x with you. anna it’s my first date in a long time tomorrow and i’m not sure if i still got it can i get a helpf*ck?
- thai blumpkin
the act of getting bl*wj*b on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea. i told her i couldn’t take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a thai blumpkin.