Dewpression


an experience you go through after a terrible and tragic event in your life. this process of coping involves the consumption of large amounts of mountain dew in order to deal with the stress.
“dude i just heard that jake’s girlfriend broke up with him, is he okay?”

“far from it, last i heard he’s going through a dewpression”

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