Dextop


how indian tech support scammers pr-nounce the word “desktop”, due to their accent. used in friendly conversations for fun and to mock them.
2 friends speaking with each other
-…and yeah i have this problem with my computer.
-do you have a dextop or a laptop?
##desktop #dextop #computer

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