dfl’d


(v) to come in last place in a race; to come in dead f@#$in last
we had a problem during the race when our boat lost control so we dfl’d.
pr-nounced “diffeldus”. don’t feel like doing sh-t. an important sounding word for the times you just don’t feel like doing anything, i.e. – going to work, taking out the trash, etc…
john: i heard that bob isn’t coming in to work.
mary: yeah, he told the boss that he had an extreme case of dflds.

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