dfwm


(acronym) “don’t f-ck with me.” first used circa 2004 by john j raven and friends.
as a threat: dfwm buddy!
in response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: “hey man, i won the lottery today!” “dfwm”
in response to any statement made by anyone at any time. “hey, how are you?” “dfwm”
don’t f— with my sh-t
he went out of town for the weekend and left a sign on his door that said “dfwms”

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