DHAPMNG
the act of “dry humping a pretty much naked girl.” most often used as an alternative to the camel-toe slide by the overly cautious and by those posessing he-man megasperm capable of impregnating a woman at 40 paces.
known to induce strangely satisfying -rg-sms and pregnancy scares amongst 14 year olds, and socially inept quasi-virgins.
“i was dhapmng, but i had on underwear and jeans. i pulled away about halfway during -j-c-l-t–n. she’s not on any birth control and i have a tendency to get paranoid about these sorts of things.”
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