d’haussy
a teacher who’s always absent.
example 1:
“- what have you got now?
– nothing bro
– don’t you have philosophy?
– no. i have d’haussy…”
example 2:
“hey darling, haven’t you got cl-ss?”
-waking up- “aww sh-t… wait a second i have d’haussy”
-goes back to sleep-
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