DHG
acr. disproportionately hot girlfriend. a girl that is with a guy orders of magnitude beneath her on the attractiveness scale. usually means the beneficiary is either wealthy, hung like a snuffleupagus, or well-versed in hypnosis.
somehow, musician seal married his dhg, supermodel heidi klum, on a beach in mexico in 2005.
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down the hall guy. a guy, who works or lives down the hall from you. you either a.) don’t know his name; or b.) want to talk about him, without him knowing.
dhg is so hot!! too bad jg keeps mean mugging me, every time i want to talk to him!
acronym for d-ck hungry girl. without necessarily engaging in casual s-xual activity, (and, therefore, not to be confused with the sl-t, etc.), the dhg constantly craves male attention. the dhg often lavishes in being the love object of more than one male.
dude, check out debbie, she is totally flirting with hans. what a total dhg. as if having tommy and hector in love with you already isn’t enough.
abbreviation of a local grill and bar in fresno, ca. known for its tri-tip sandwiches and generous portioning.
dude, lets get to the dhg
d-ck head goth,
an idiot that listens to rock music and paints his face and nails until he looks like a panda.
look at that d.h.g
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