dhus
very silent but powerful fart that can make your mood f-cked and even can spoil your entire day
stuff urself with potato chips and samosa and experience the dhus within u.
dhu (dead hooker unit) is a unit of measure. you can use this to measure sp-ces in trunks, closets and even suite cases.
when at a bachelor party and something very bad happens to the three “dancers” you will be sure glad you got the full size rental instead of the compact. the crown vic has four to six dhu where as the civic can fit two max, so one would be riding up front. dhus come in handy at bachelor parties in ft lauderdale, guys nights and even you occasional trip to the hard rock when you win it big.
see dead hooker unit.
i needed more dhus, so i bought a minivan.
d-ck head university
let’s say your friend says something really stupid.
jennifer: “who is the president? ”
you: “girl, did you just graduate top of your cl-ss at d.h.u. with a master’s degree? ”
a dirty hook up
a dhu is coming down the street shes f-cking dirty
d-ck head university
let’s say your friend says something really stupid.
jennifer: “who is the president? ”
you: “girl, did you just graduate top of your cl-ss at d.h.u. with a master’s degree? “
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