Diablo Valley College


otherwise known as dvc, it is a community college situated in pleasant hill, ca. it’s known for its curve-destroying over achieving asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8am, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for cl-sses, and proximity to in n out burger.
yu-w-ng: “i have a 10:00 am calculus 3 cl-ss this semester at diablo valley college.”

xien: “you better arrive at 6:30 am if you want to find a parking spot!”

yu-w-ng: “good idea. it will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my calc book.”

xien: “only 4 chapters? enjoy your b.”

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