diagon alley


slang term for a woman’s genitalia. to be more specific, her v-g-n-/p-ssy. it could also be referring to forest.
“she had a tight diagon alley.”
“her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally.”

n. an -rg-smic or euphoric state, often times during p-ssionate s-x. it is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the harry potter series.
– “i’m gonna take you to diagon alley, baby!”

– “oh god! oh god! i’m in diagon alley, oh gooood!”

– “carolyn told me she wanted to visit diagon alley, so i tapped her back entrance with my wand. giggity.”
diagon alley
n. an -rg-smic or euphoric state, often times during p-ssionate s-x. it is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the harry potter series.

– “i’m gonna take you to diagon alley, baby!”

– “oh god! oh god! i’m in diagon alley, oh gooood!”

– “carolyn told me she wanted to visit diagon alley, so i tapped her back entrance with my wand. giggity.”
source: acwing, a series of tubes

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