dial-a-saur
a dial-a-saur is the same as a dial-a-bride (or a mail order bride) only much older. it is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally r-t-rded in some way.
“she is a little older than i imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-saur!”
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