dial-a-sore


a dial-a-sore is similar to a dial-a-saur (or an older version of a mail order bride) only arrives with some kind of std (s-xually transmitted didease) . it is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally r-t-rded in some way.
example: “she is a little older than i imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-sore. what are all those legions on her face?”

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