Dialing the gate


to m-st-rb-t- with every intention of -j-c-l-t-ng as quickly as possible. it’s used to describe the m-st-rb-t-r on the go, one who can’t take his time and is in a hurry. the phrase is a reference to the stargate mgm tv shows that have numerous scenes of people “dialing” to activate the gate portal into another planet. often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. the popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.
i caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it’s no body’s business.

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