diamond commercial
adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be s-xy/sophisticated/sleek.
hey did you check out new vid far circus yet?
i did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.
when a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous
for the “love” of a woman.
oil trader:…”so we’re walking through the park…and we drop a blanket on the gr-ss at the amphitheater…and as i
poured wine for us,i had jeffrey osbourne come out on stage and sing love ballad…at which point i presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.cool,yeah?”
arms dealer:”that is so f-cking diamond commercial.don’t repeat it to anyone else.congratulations.”
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