Diamond Dallas Blumpkin


more formally known as a ddb, it is closely related to the wrestling term ddp. this is a s-xual maneuver involving two partners. the partner receiving the b-mpkin will hold the -j-c-l-t-d c-m in their mouth after the other is finished. the receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their c-m filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. this will hopefully send the -j-c-l-t-d sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. this move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.
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