Diane Simmons


a character from the television series ‘family guy’. she is the co-host of the channel 5 news, together with tom tucker.

from her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and b-tchy.
tom tucker: well diane, there’s something you’re gonna have to get used to. men running away from you.

diane simmons: shut up tom, you’re so far in the closet you’re finding christmas presents!

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