diarexted
the act of texting someone else in the house, when you are stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper.
“dude, pause the movie; i just got diarexted from my dad….he’s out of t.p. i’ll be right back.”
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- dibnez
n.- dyslexic for bidnez or business. also, as with most nouns, can refer to the male organ. shut yo mouth, cracker -ss cracker, and go handle my dibnez. put dis dibnez in your mouf and blo, suga.
- dickadoo
a term referring to males as p-n-ses. he is a d-ckadoo, all he wanted from me was s-x. i know d-ckadoos of all different sizes.
- Dichoric
adj. personally disliking the appearance of an object while simultaneously recognizing the immense talent required to produce said object. to me, that painting is dichoric.
- dick-along
some guy who just tags along or goes with what ever you say just to get in your pants. he is dependent on you, but once it gets boring he’ll hop over to someone else’s bed or pants (whatever you prefer). a d-ck-along is also what an envious boy or girl says when they are […]
- Dick Dyson
the upgraded version of the d-ck vacuum, a d-ck dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more d-ck-suction than any conventional d-ck vacuum. guy 1: dude you’re a c-cksucker. guy 2: you’re a d-ck dyson. guy 1: …..that was mean, man. guy 2: you’re right, i’m sorry. guy 1: that […]