Diarrhea-tard


noun. a condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to “rhea-tard”)
oh my god, last night i drank so much that i woke up this morning having to cr-p every 10 minutes. my body is in such shock that i am now a diarrhea-tard!

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