Dic Mac
1. (n.) an apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) the act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) an apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. “i was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac.”
2. “dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. all i heard was the end of ‘totally’.”
3. “what is up with this dic mac? did you abuse it as a calculator or something?”
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