DICE fixed


a corporate antonym related to swedish game developer dice, used to describe the process of fixing something but in essence not even trying to fix it, making the initial problem even worse, or breaking something else that’s completely unrelated.
“i took my car to the mercedes dealership and they dice fixed it. i only went in to get the radio interference looked at, and now my car won’t start”

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