dick appled


completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.
you come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say “oh man, i have been craving an apple all day long!” and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking “oh, this is gonna taste great!” you take one bite and find out it tastes like a p-n-s! in reaction you yell “dude! i was totally d-ck appled!

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