dick bandit
a huge sl-t who goes for every d-ck out there! popularized by juvenile’s song ent-tled back that -ss up
d-mnnnnnnn that gurl is a d-ck bandit, she hooked up with everyone
one who spends his nights stealing the d-cks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.
zac is such a d-ck bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen c-cks in his room!
(also see c-ck hound)
the combination of a douche bag and an -sshole. most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.
jimmy is such a d-ck bandit. he’s always drinking my beer!
gay ray, h-m-s-xual male, f-g, haggott, any male that likes d-ck, especially in the -ss.
gay ray is a d-ck bandit!
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