Dick banger


someone who chooses their mate by the size of their p-n-s
my sister is a d-ck banger.
: one who has a uncontrollable urge to m-st-rb-t- to 80’s glam bands, with the popular choices being winger, white snake, and skid row!

:also used as a insult to one masterbating frequently.
blackie: hey d-ck banger hows it hangin!
goo: pretty good slap nuts you going to see white snake tonight/
blackie: wow dude……not cool.
#slap nuts #d-ck #axle #white snake #winger #d-ld- #skid #snake #m-st-rb-t-
noun

an extremely fat xl blunt, filled entirely with hydroponic cannabis.
1: hey, is that a xl tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2: yeah, with a d-ck banger inside.
#clearwater #wick city #fat blunt #blunt #pinellas
1. one who believes they control all by having access/ops in certain channels. ie: #h-llas (austnet)
plzqup, dj_louie_k, mznrg etc.

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