dick beaters
using your enormous t-ts to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature -j-c-l-t-.
stick your peter between my d-ckbeaters. baby!
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the hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his s-xual frustration.
dont touch me with your crusty d-ck beaters!
hands (on a guy usually) – often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.
“get those d-ckbeaters off of my radio!”
hands (male)
hey jimmy, get those dirty d-ckbeaters of yours off my desk!
“keep your d-mn d-ck beaters off my sh-t”
when a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (d-ck beaters)
term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.
“now i know you didn’t just touch me with those d-ck beaters of yours!!”
the hand of one who beats off.
keep your d-ckbeaters off of my sandwich.
1. d-ckbeater, d-ckbeaters (plural)
term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
you work in quality control at a h-llish data processing center.
you are running behind scheduel.you boss lou from new jersey yells…..
“ok jerkey get those d-ckbeaters moving, that data aint just gonna qc itself.comon!” (see jerkey
source: gabo, de la guerra, oct 9, 2004
“ok jerkey get those d-ckbeaters moving, that data aint just gonna qc itself.comon!” (see jerkey
source: gabo, de la guerra, oct 9, 2004
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