Dick Bible
-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the seabury. the book contains intricately drawn out men’s p-n-ses in various positions. not to be confused with the ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie “superbad”, the d-ck bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of “superbad”. the original copy’s whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.
“what should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of c-cks?” “i think d-ck bible would be suitable”
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