Dick bicycle


when your handlebars are d-ld-s
“maarten has a sweet d-ck bicycle over there”
when someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release d-ld- and hope for a b-mpy ride.
person 1: “why are you in such a good mood?”

person 2: “someone stole my saddle, so i got to use my d-ck bicycle!”

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