dick boogers


noun. similar to d-ck snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted s-m-n or penile discharge.
“dude, i have some mad d-ck boogers tonight. should have worn a rubber.”
dried up seman that forms on the penile area
this d-ck booger won’t come off my penile area, i might have to take a shower

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