dick buddies


phrase coined by mscoulter: two dorky guys who love hanging out and talking bs. two guys who love each other that are not gay. singular: d-ck buddy
richie and madison are d-ck buddies who love to get together and hang out. also, madison lives in ny but has a d-ck buddy in colorado named tom. therefore, tom is madison’s colorado d-ck buddy, and madison is tom’s new york d-ck buddy.
it’s the women’s version of “broad” for men. also, known as a “male broad”.
hey jenny, what were the names of those two d-ck buddies we met the other day? was is pat and lenny?

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