dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of f-cking and you go to p-ss and the j-zz has crusted over the head of your c-ck resulting in your p-ss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening
person one: ” hey bro, why the f-ck did you p-ss all over the wall this morning?”

person 2: “f-ck you, i had my d-ck cap on.”
a drinking game created by two men of theta chi, david altier and jesse diamond. it is played with beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot gl-sses, and bottle caps. the object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot gl-sses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a d-ck. 5-10 shot gl-sses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. here are the rules of the shot gl-sses: they should be put in the shape of a d-ck and there should be two or more gl-sses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot gl-ss where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. and more added if you please.

this is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!
al: hey lois, have you heard of this new drinking game d-ck caps?
lois: no, i haven’t how do you play?
al: well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot gl-sses and getting real f-cked up, and fast.
lois: wow! that seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play d-ck caps!