dick cheese
a white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the p-n-s when a man hasn’t washed it after s-x or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that d-ck cheese before you think i’m going down on ya
bacterial growth under an uncirc-msised p-n-s which isn’t cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.
also known as sm-gm-
wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?…ummm d-ck cheese
a.k.a. sm-gm-. forms under the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s when it has not been cleaned regularly. it is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans p-n-s moist.
i was going down on him and when i pulled back his foreskin the head of his c-ck was caked with d-ck cheese
sm-gm-; white buildup on the head of a p-n-s
“camambert, wednesleydale, d-ckcheese”
when a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his p-n-s and white goo forms on the head. usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (and tasty)
also, french people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with s-m-n and original chap stick.
zach: “that dude joel’s got some week old d-ck cheese i heard”
niko: that’s disgusting dude”
catlin: “unreal.”
-insult
1)a person of little intelligence who can’t stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)a great name to call a friend who’s careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) a jackball — someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) an alternative to bunghole.
1. “some stupid d-ckcheese at my school won’t stop quoting napoleon dynamite.”
2. “my friend jason’s such a d-ckcheese. he accidentally lit his house on fire with axe.”
3. “some d-ckcheese egged my car…”
4. “stop being such a d-ckcheese, gooossshhh.”
sm-gm-
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your p-n-s when it is left unwashed
guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some d-ck cheese
guy 2: thats f-cking gross you need to wash up more
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