Dick Cheney


a verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)
when tom asked suzy about the warts on her p-ssy, she d-ck cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

his oil contacts with iraq were d-ck cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn’t have jobs.
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a fat b-st-rd who stayed alive just to f-ck the world through his idiot adopted son, george w. bush.
i am a d-ckhead. i am d-ck cheney the undead.
the “vice” president of the united states. former ceo of haliburton. did $23.8 million of business with iraq before becoming “vice” president and proceeding to attack iraq over nonexistant weapons of m-ss destruction.
current vice president of the united states, under george w bush. a man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations – notibly halliburton. typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. most probably the main influence behing george bush’s cunning plan to exploit the memory of september 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the american public from the sh-tty job they were doing at home. see also pure evil.
d-ck cheney would rather sh-t on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire’s money.
weapon of m-ss destruction
d-ck cheney is bush’s puppeteer
the man calling the shots underground while he is kept alive by 10 million dollars worth of machines (paid for by the taxpayers) for the sole purpose of scr-w-ng over the world.
d-ck cheney is an evil genius who only looks out for d-ck cheney.
an oily, wh-r-faced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. d-ck cheney completed the long-rumored merger of halliburton and the whitehouse. under d-ck cheney’s guidance halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. d-ck cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). he was then taken off the nra christmas card list.
which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
a. montgomery burns
b. d-ck cheney

the answer is b.

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