dick chopper


when you spin your d-ck around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter
my car ran out of gas so i had to use my d-ck chopper to get to the store
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a male who is wearing shorts that are really too short.
look he is wearin d-ck choppers like the male version of daisy dukes
a pet-te or slender woman that is voracious in bed to the point she chops your d-ck off with her v-g-n-.
while looking at a pet-te/slender woman in a bar a guy mentions to his friend, “that chick is a d-ck chopper”

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