Dick Clark it
the act of staying home on new year’s eve to watch the ball drop with d-ck clark on tv during his (or ryan seacrest’s) “new year’s rockin’ eve” tv show. this act occurs when you don’t have any parties to go to; when you don’t want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.
i’m not sure what my plans will be for new year’s eve. i might just stay home and d-ck clark it this year.
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