Dick Cushion
aka booty call … one night stand desperate need for s-x , random s-x just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don’t think i’ll be your dich cushion tonight.
don’t think i’m going to be a d-ck cushion tonight.
function: noun
etymology: variant of pincushion
1. a woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. a male bottom with a p–p chute like a mail chute.
3. the main course at a gang-bang flambé
pat really gets around. if (s)he keeps this up, (s)he’ll be known as the human d-ckcushion.
a female who has been penetrated by so many d-cks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with d-cks instead of pins.
his sister is a f-cking d-ck cushion.
a person or object that you place on top of the male extremity.
my ex-girlfriend was nothing but a d-ck cushion.
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