dick damage
the act of inserting a foreign object into the p-n-s hole. objects such as: a pen, a screwdriver, a toothpick, etc.
i heard that guy is into d-ck damamge.
d-ck damage: to -sses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. risk management.
i have to pay f-cking child support!!! i did m-ssive d-ck damage.
i need a vasectomy to prevent d-ck damage.
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