Dick DiLorenzo


an expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. often refers to a person with a lot of rage.
man, after jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a d-ck dilorenzo. it fell over again and he got p-ssed!

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