dick dive
the last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of d-ck-lack.
“dude, she is the queen of the d-ck dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail.”
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