Dick dock
the act of one man inserting his p-n-s head into another mans foreskin.
hey, look at them two f-gs over there d-ck docking.
a s-xually promiscuous woman. carries the same meaning as “wh-r-” or “sl-t” only without the negative connotation.
penelope: “i had s-x with micheal at a party last night.”
billy: “penelope, as your friend i advise you not to be such a d-ckdock.”
1) a woman that sleeps around. a lot. a d-ck-dock because she lets all p-n-ses land in her port. and by port, we mean v-g-n-. somewhat similar to a delivery truck entrance to a store, in that there is constant loading and unloading in the dock. she’s hot, but if you sleep with her you’ll just be another notch in the post. and probably get a disease.
2) a word that rhymes with tick-tock. used as a triple-tonguing exercise for wind instrumentalists. said as “d-ck-a-dock”
1) dude 1: man, that girl is such a d-ck-dock.
dude 2: dude, i know.
dude 1: she’s still hot. i’d tap that.
dude 2: you’re forgetting that she’s a d-ck-dock. you’ll catch
something from her.
2) no, say “d-ck-a-dock.” tri-ple-et, d-ck-a-dock. it’s easy.
a handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on h-m-s-xual mennonite firefighters.
he really needs to shave off his d-ck dock.
he loves it when you slam your c-ck on his d-ck dock.
an activity where gay men stand on a dock with their d-cks out and wait for stangers to come and suck them off.
hey want to head down to the d-ck dock and see if there is anyone there?
1. when a circ-mcised p-n-s and an uncirc-mcised p-n-s share the same turtleneck.
2. horseplay, wasting time,
quit yer d-ck docking!!
a place to park your d-ck
“i can’t talk right now.”
“why not?”
“because’m all up in this d-ck dock.”
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