Dick Door
the act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his -ss) to also open doors. this leaves traces of his d-ck particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.
carlos: eewww, i just saw thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
geoff: did he turn the door handle to get back in?
carlos: yeah!
geoff: what a c-nt! that’s d-ck door. make sure you desanitize your hands
the perforation of one’s underwear in the area of his d-ck.
some women think men hang their p-n-s out of their d-ck doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.
noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.
after billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her d-ck-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.
the d-ck door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men’s under-where where the p-n-s comes out but also the fly of the pants.
guy 1: you use the d-ck door(s)? i usually just pull my pants down.
slang for a woman’s v-g-n-.
john: so, i spent the night at molly’s…guess what i got to open?
peter:…what?
john: her d-ck door!
peter: nice dude!
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