dick dressing
the after effects of when pulling ones d-ck from a c-nt or -n-l cavity.
yo john i was f-cking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her -ss instead and after i pulled out i had the worst d-ck dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.
john: i would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
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to wildly kiss someone. usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other. calvin: we dont like women remember? hobbes: who do we smooch then? from calvin and hobbes by watterson. son: no mom i’m busy smooching with my gf.
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