dick eggs
a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their d-ck, and if female, d-cks on her eggs.
symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature -j-c-l-t–n, spontaneous discharge in and around the t-st-cl-, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later…d-ck eggs.
dude, that chick has d-ck eggs look at her, she’s glowing!
sperm, s-m-n, male ejeculate
i covered her face in my d-ck eggs……
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