Dick Face-Time
the act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
background information
i have an i phone 5 and my phone will d-ck-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. it really annoys people. the only thing i can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(d-ck) this is a common problem with i phones. the name “jeff” could be subst-tuted with any name.
“have you heard from jeff?” “no, but he keeps d-ck face-timing me!”
“dude, check your phone, you just d-ck face-timed me three times!”
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