dick fart

noun: penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the p-n-s through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

note: d-ck farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man’s urethra than in a woman’s comparatively larger v-g-n-. quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the p-n-s and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but ended up letting a d-ck fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
something that almost never happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one’s p-sshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one’s p-n-s.
oh man, harry! the other day i d-ck farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! arrg! i’m a pirate!
usually a male, ignorant r-t-rd, who is over confident and is a tool.
justin biber is a d-ck fart
a slang term for pneumaturia, the p-ssage of air or “gas” in the urine. a colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause “d-ck farts” in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. a man with pneumaturia may describe having “bubbles” when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his p-n-s.
“d-ck farts may be a sign of underlying crohn’s disease.”

“perhaps the strangest symptom i’ve seen is the d-ck fart.”
d-ckfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with c-m from the head of the p-n-s after -j-c-l-t–n..
” jim is having a d-ckfart, as the c-m bubbles drip”
a self-important man who doesn’t command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

often, as means to extract comedic value from a d-ckfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
i can’t believe that d-ckfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. how can he think he has any credibility when he doesn’t even prepare for the meeting?
when you m-st-rb-t- so many times in one day that, at climax, you -j-c-l-t- nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).
man, i beat it so many times yesterday that i was just d-ckfarting by the seventh time!

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