Dick Features


when one is cursed with features that resemble those of the p-n-s.
“hey ‘d-ck features’, go get me a cup of cocoa will ya.”

“urgh dude. she’s got ‘d-ck features’ man.
the kind of person you would like to refer to as a b-ll-nd or a ball bag, basically a feature of a d-ck
you’re such a d-ck feature
new zealand: common insult. fairly self-explanatory
look at d-ckfeatures over there. he thinks he’s cool.

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