Dick-feet per minute
a unit of measuring s-x; d-ck-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:
d = (l – p) / t
where l = length of the penetrating portion of the d-ck in feet, p = the number of thrusts, and t = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
“sally and i got it on for real last night. i think we we’re doing about 240 d-ck-feet per minute all night long.”
ken sure had enthusiasm, but his p-n-s was so short that he could never manage respectable d-ck-feet per minute.
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