Dick Fighting


to engage in phallus to phallus combat. when doing so with a partner while fully erect, parisian d-ck fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. asian d-ck fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid p-n-s whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

d-ck fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as s-xual battery.
ex 1) set in a public restroom

bruce: (pantless) i challenge you to a round of d-ck fighting! en garde!

steven: (urinating) jesus christ!!

ex 2) set in w-ng’s bedroom

w-ng: i’m bored. how about some d-ck fighting?

chung: okay! (whips d-ck out and c-ck slaps w-ng in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.

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